Casual. Cool. Comfy. Soft. Practical.
Kids’ “Everything Is Terrible” Tank
suitable for every Kid
For every kid
Our flexible fit provides comfortable wear for hours in sizes of S to L.
The Airlume difference + composition
Our Airlume clean cotton is combed and ring-spun for texture and feel unlike any other. Solid colors are made of 100% Airlume cotton (Ath. Heather is made of 90% Airlume cotton, 10% poly). Neon colors are made of 52% Airlume cotton, 48% poly.
Crafted with consciousness + care
Our Funny Tanks are proudly made with 7x less water than average manufacturers, in recycle-friendly facilities that also guarantee zero sweatshop conditions.
Fit for every kid
This tank is no ordinary piece of clothing. Its round neck and comfy build provide a retail fit for clothing that’s true to size.
Designed in Los Angeles, California